Saturday, October 30, 2010

Day 44, 45, 46, 47, and 48 Pictures

The yard of Christchurch Cathedral in the early morning mist.

A reliquary supposedly containing a saint's heart.
The lectern I mentioned, with holes drilled through its wings. It's also unique for being made of brass.

The English royal seal and two wooden statues of Charles I and Charles II, found hidden in the crypts of Christchurch after the Reformation.

The usual Dublin weather.

A fun bumper sticker for Sinn Fein, the republican party.

The front of the General Post Office. The building is mostly new, as the original was shelled to bits by the British.

The organ of Saint Michin's, upon which Handel was said to have practiced his Messiah.

Collins Barracks, now the Museum of Design.

The industrial area of Dublin along the river Liffey at dusk.

The Irish seaside beside Bray.

The apparently-historical ruined building I mentioned.

Another shot of the Irish coast, this one showing the cliffs.

The hills of Ireland were blanketed in this yellow-brown plant matter.

A Dublin sunset.

Some graffiti inside Kilmainham Gaol.

One of the cells in the older section of the prison.

The eastern wing, or panopticon prison.

A cell inside the eastern wing.

The place where James Connolly was executed by firing squad.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Days 46, 47, and 48

Day 46: I woke up and went next door to the Café Shannon for breakfast. I had porridge (cooked with milk, which makes it so much better than instant oatmeal) with honey and further milk, then met up with Kemper. We wandered around looking for a church known as Saint Michin’s, which is famed for the mummies in its crypts. We ended up in far north Dublin in a very working-class area before we realized that we were in the entirely wrong area, as the church was near the Liffey. So we walked back to the Liffey, passing the General Post Office where the 1916 Easter Rising happened (more or less the Irish Valley Forge or Boston Tea Party), and found Saint Michin’s.


The crypts of Saint Michin’s create mummies due to the limestone walls leeching moisture, the constant temperature, and the ground leaking methane gas which destroys bacteria. I got to touch the mummy of the Crusader: an eight-hundred-year-old warrior who was six-and-a-half feet tall in life, a giant in his time. They had to break his legs to fit him in the coffin. The mummy felt hard, cool, and smooth, like touching wood.


We then went to a part of the National Museum, housed in the old Collins Barracks where Wolfe Toanes, Irish revolutionary leader, slit his own throat before his execution. Kemper needed to see the exhibit on the Easter Rising for her thesis, which is on the Troubles. It was the design and crafts museum, so I wandered around contemplating examples of Irish silver and furniture that left me utterly bored. We had lunch (French toast, mediocre hot chocolate, and fries), then walked downstream, passing by the Milkshake Bar. I had the best Oreo milkshake in my life there, and nearly made myself sick with eating.


Our stomachs protesting the sugar atomic bombs we’d dropped, we went to the archaeology and history museum. They had some very cool bog bodies, but the rest of the museum consisted of innumerable piles of gold dress and sleeve fasteners. After we left, we confronted the dilemma of those in European cities; it was five o’ clock, so everything was closing. The only thing open were food shops, but we weren’t hungry. We also weren’t interested in drinking, and so we were thus consigned to boredom. So we went to Kemper’s hostel for a bit before walking down the Liffey towards the sea, then turned around and had dinner. Kemper got to experience what the Irish think a fajita is: stir-fried vegetables, like broccoli and snap peas, inside a tortilla. Gross.


Dublin has an incredible population of homeless, far more than Rome. For those of you who remember the economics of the 1990s, the Republic of Ireland had an incredible economic resurgence that took it from one of the poorest countries in Western Europe to a powerful service-based economy, earning it the name the ‘Celtic Tiger.’ However, I can assure you with authority that the Celtic Tiger is as dead as a parrot in a Monty Python sketch. Dublin seems run-down; homeless young people clog its bridges and alleyways; and as Dr. King (an eminently reputable source) told me, the current Irish national debt is equal to thirty-two percent of its GDP.


No wonder the Irish seem unfriendly.


Day 47: I had planned to do a giant all-day ride on a tour bus to the Cliffs of Moher, Hill of Tara, and other historical sites, but when I woke at six A.M. my bed was so warm and comfy and the outside was so cold that I turned right back over to sleep and don’t regret it at all. After breakfast, I went downstairs to sign up for another tour, but was the only one interested, so that didn’t go forward. The hostel gave me directions to the nearby seaside town of Bray with a three-mile cliff walk to the next town, Greystone. The train ride was uneventful, but the scenery beautiful: blue-black waves crashing against the stone coast, flocks of white birds peppering flat glittering salt marshes, and off to my right hills merging into mountains that climbed upwards to the sky.


I got off at Bray and walked towards the beach. Stones rolled beneath my feet, and an acrid stench rose from the red-brown seaweed draped across the rocks. Houses fanned out around the bay, the right side of the bay marked by a massive hill topped with a stone cross and covered in wild grasses and flowers. There was a ruined building on the side of the hill, and I tramped upwards to inspect it. Alas, my quest for knowledge was foiled, as there was a marker proclaiming the site to be of historical significance, but giving no sign whatsoever as to why. So I turned away and walked out along the cliffs. My breath fogged and the wind tore at my clothes, but I was alone with the sea to my left and the bleak hills of Ireland to my right, and I was far happier by myself in the wilderness than by myself in the city.


After an hour I reached Greystone, but was forced to take a detour through an unlovely construction site in order to reach the town proper. There wasn’t much to see or do in Greystone, so I had a quiet lunch/dinner in a pub and caught the train back to Dublin.


I haven’t written anything about the rest of the night in my journal, so I can only assume that it was boring. And to assuage my pretentious nature and offer some idea of the joys of a ramble, I give you the sentimental poetry of Robert Service:


They have cradled you in custom, they have primed you with their preaching,
They have soaked you in convention through and through;
They have put you in a showcase; you're a credit to their teaching --
But can't you hear the Wild? -- it's calling you.
Let us probe the silent places, let us seek what luck betide us;
Let us journey to a lonely land I know.
There's a whisper on the night-wind, there's a star agleam to guide us,
And the Wild is calling, calling . . . let us go.


Day 48: I left the hostel in the morning and walked across Dublin to visit Kilmainham Gaol. The Gaol, known as the Irish Bastille, held both political prisoners and criminals in some of the most appalling conditions known to man. In the earliest days of the prison, prisoners (mostly male) were admitted, weighed, and given a suit of clothes and a candle. They were also not allowed to speak to each other at all, and when allowed to exercise in the yard had to do so by shuffling in a circle and silently staring at the feet of the man in front of them. Prisoners slept on straw in unheated stone rooms, and were fed only one small meal a day. Furthermore, the jail became overcrowded with astonishing speed, and cells that were meant to hold one held ten or more. This meant that disease ran rampant among the prisoners. Also, there was no age limit; the youngest prisoner at Kilmainham was a five-year-old boy, incarcerated for several months for stealing a length of chain.


Kilmainham also houses a wing that is the best-preserved example of a panopticon prison. The panopticon, or 'all-seeing eye,' was an idea created and popularized by Jeremy Bentham, creator of the Utilitarian philosophy. During the Victorian era Bentham inhabited, people began to believe that prisoners were not incurable, but in fact could be rehabilitated with proper moral education. Morals in this case, of course, meant religion. To facilitate this, prisoners would be locked in their cells twenty-four hours a day with nothing inside but a bed, a bucket, a table, a chair, a candle, and a Bible, therefore leaving them with nothing to do but study the Bible and come to an understanding of their own crimes. Communication of any sort was strictly forbidden. In the door of each cell was a peephole, through which a guard could peer in at any moment to make sure you weren't misbehaving. The panopticon bit meant that the prison was designed in such a way that any guard, at any time, could look into any cell. Of course, the Victorians quickly figured out that this was unfeasible; no human, kept in twenty-four hour silence and isolation with the paranoia-inducing peepholes, could stay sane, and so the Victorians kindly added on two hours of group exercise, also done in silence, to the daily regimen. While small, this did help to preserve the prisoners' sanity.


Kilmainham's main claim to fame, of course, is that the leaders of the 1916 Easter Rising were executed here. The Easter Rising is what most Irish consider to be the birth of the Irish nation, although at the time the Rising was a failure, its ringleaders half-remembered even by their own people, and achieved nothing but to martyr the revolutionaries. However, their martyrdom brought the idea of revolution back to the forefront of the Irish consciousness, and so in 1918 the Irish people elected 73 republicans under the Sinn Fein Party (many of them survivors of the Rising) to 73 seats out of 105 in the British Parliament. In 1919, the elected members of Sinn Fein not in jail convened the first Dail, or Irish parliament, and declared the Irish Republic, kicking off the Irish War of Independence.


The leaders of the Rising all met their ends by firing squad in the courtyard of Kilmainham. One of them, James Connolly, had been wounded in the Rising and had been kept in Dublin Castle while his leg contracted gangrene and rotted. However, British justice had to be carried out, and so the soldiers carried him on a stretcher in agony through the streets of Dublin to Kilmainham. However, the firing squad, when they saw his condition, thought it inhumane to force him to walk to the wall where his compatriots had died, and so ordered a chair to be brought for him to sit on. Then they shot him where he sat.


Another, Joseph Plunkett, married his sweetheart in the chapel of the gaol in the small hours of the morning of May 4th. They were allowed ten minutes as married couple before Plunkett was marched from the room and executed less than five hours later. Patrick Pearse, who wrote the proclamation creating the Irish nation, wasn't spared the firing squad either. His younger brother, Willie, had been granted permission to visit his brother one last time on May 4th, but arrived just as Patrick was executed. Willie was arrested and executed the following day.


Perhaps the greatest story of Kilmainham is that of Anne Devlin. She served as second-in-command to Robert Emmett, leader of the failed 1803 rebellion against British rule. She and Emmett were both arrested, and Devlin knew the names of all their financial backers: the financial heart of republicanism. The commandant of Kilmainham, Dr. Trevor, could not use physical torture on her to extract their names because of her gender, and so arrested her entire family. When even that did not break her will, he put her in the dungeon. This was a solitary, windowless, lightless cell, so small that she could not even lie down. To make matters worse, it was down the hall from the two holding cells for drunkards, and so feces, urine, and vomit flooded her cell to a depth of six inches at all times.


She was there for two years, and never once gave a name. Anne Devlin died in the Irish Famine, and today has been largely forgotten, even in the nation she helped to save for the future.


To finish my thoughts on Irish nationalism, an excerpt from William Butler Yeat's 'Easter, 1916':


Too long a sacrifice

Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?
That is Heaven’s part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.
What is it but nightfall?
No, no, not night but death;
Was it needless death after all?
For England may keep faith
For all that is done and said.
We know their dream; enough
To know they dreamed and are dead;
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them till they died?
I write it out in a verse—
MacDonagh and MacBride
And Connolly and Pearse
Now and in time to be,
Wherever green is worn,
Are changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Day 45

Well, you'll have to wait for the pictures, as I seem to have misplaced the cord that connects my camera to my laptop. Not to worry, though; I'll probably spend most of tomorrow engaged in an epic quest to find it.

So on my first full day in Dublin, I woke up before 7:30 so that I could partake of the hostel's complimentary light breakfast. This breakfast was not light. If hotel breakfasts are 'light,' this one was anorexic. You had the options of either orange juice or water with toast spread with either jam or butter. My brain could hardly contain the vast array of possibilities! Anyway, I ate and went back to my room to find the other eight people in it still asleep, and crept back into bed to try to sleep until 8:45. However, my body had decided that it was awake, and no minor thing such as sleep deprivation was going to keep it down.

Religion seemed the best answer, so I got up, got dressed, and went to Christchurch Cathedral. There's been a place of worship on the site since 1080 CE, which is a long time by any measure you care to name. I wandered around, admired the reliquary containing the supposed heart of a saint and the brass lectern (with holes drilled in it, as medieval Bibles were chained to prevent the theft of such a valuable printed or handwritten book), before descending into the crypt. The crypt had a macabre display of a mummified cat and rat. The cat had chased the rat into an organ pipe in the 1800s and gotten both of them stuck, and both of them died in the pipe. Now they have a equally undignified afterlife where they're gawked at by tourists such as myself for eternity. I went to the coffee shop, known as the Foxy Friars, in the crypt and had a hot chocolate. There are few weirder and more enjoyable pastimes than enjoying a delicious hot chocolate served in a gigantic Jack Daniel's glass while in a 12th century crypt.

I left the church and went to Cafe Shannon by the hostel for lunch, where I had a ploughman's. A ploughman's lunch was the traditional lunch of rural workers in the UK and Ireland, consisting of: a crusty white bread roll, several blocks of cheese (cheddar or Stilton being the mains), a pickle of some sort (pickled onions are surprisingly good), an apple, and a pickle relish. It sounds like a motley assortment of food items, but when you have bread, cheese, and pickle relish all in your mouth at the same time, and then follow it down with a bite from the apple: Heaven.

After eating, I trekked down Dame Street to Trinity College for the Book of Kells exhibition. The Book of Kells, for those who don't know, is a masterwork of Western calligraphy and Irish illuminated manuscripts. It combines the usual Christian iconography with the interlaced bands and spirals of Celtic art to form something wholly new, and it does it in style. The Book's very survival is something of a miracle; the Kells Abbey was plundered several times by Viking raiders in the 10th century, and in 1007 records from the county Ulster record that a Gospel reputed to be a treasure of the Western world was stolen in the night. Luckily it was found a few months later hidden underground.

The cost of the ticket was worth it. The Book is breathtakingly beautiful, and not just for the quality of its art, which is tremendous, but also for the incredible labor of love it represents. All the blue dye in the Book is made with lapis lazuli, which could only be mined from one specific mine in Afghanistan at the time of the Book's creation. Furthermore, no embellished first letter in the entire Book is the same. There are thousands of them, but whatever monks did the illumination wanted this book to be unique beyond anything else. I also loved the title of the exhibition, which was Turning Darkness into Light. The title comes from a poem written by a 9th-century anonymous Irish monk, which I loved so much that I've typed out here for you:

I and Pangur Ban my cat
'Tis a like task we are at:
Hunting mice is his delight,
Hunting words I sit all night.

Better far than praise of men
'Tis to sit with book and pen;
Pangur bears me no ill will
He too plies his simple skill

Oftentimes a mouse will stray
In the hero Pangur's way;
Oftentimes my keen thought set
Takes a meaning in its net.

'Gainst the wall he sets his eye
Full and fierce and sharp and sly;
'Gainst the wall of knowledge I
All my little wisdom try.

Patience every day has made
Pangur perfect in his trade;
I get wisdom day and night
Turning darkness into light

Reading the poem gave me one of those chills of historical commonality, where you really realize that people a thousand years ago, no matter that their understanding of how the world works was different, were fundamentally the same as you. They had pets and dreams and hobbies, laughed at dirty jokes and tried their best to get out of work. So often with people in the past we think of them as archetypal figures: the humorless monk or grubby peasant.

After the Book, I ascended the stairs into Trinity College's Library, which may well be the most beautiful library in the world. It has a barrel vault ceiling which lets in enormous amounts of light, and marble busts of famous figures glower down at you from on high. There was an exhibit there on the 1641 Protestant Depositions, which I decided to take in. I'm not even going to attempt to sum up the insane complexity of Irish Protestant-Catholic relations for fear of offending somebody (as I know I will), so instead, just the facts, ma'am. The depositions were testimony of alleged atrocities perpetuated by Catholics against Protestants in the wake of Protestants settling land formerly owned by Catholics. Several of the letters and such were impenetrable to me, but once I moved down to the propaganda section, I was quietly and squeamishly impressed by how many atrocities propagandists could think up for 'Popish knaves' to inflict upon Protestants.

When I left I realized that it was 3:30, and thus teatime. I went to a shop called the Queen of Tarts for tea and scones, and while there ran completely randomly into Kemper, another girl from the Hendrix-in-London program. We passed a lovely evening together browsing shops, which made me realize how lonely I was. I'd been feeling like the narrator in Radiohead's ode to urban alienation, "How to Disappear Completely:"

That there
That's not me
I go
Where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here

Tomorrow, you can expect actual pictures and a megapost, as I'm determined to finish up the tale of my vacation so that I can catch the blog up to the present day, instead of being two weeks behind.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Day 44

On the day I left Rome, I got up at 6:15 in the cold darkness and took the shuttle to Ciampino Airport. I got there several hours before my flight, and so had time to sit and have a delicious and incredibly healthy breakfast: a bottle of Pepsi, a Twix bar, and a mozzarella and prosciutto sandwich. The meal did much to avert the 'starving' component of my bad mood, but unfortunately the 'sleep-deprived' one was still in full effect. Then my flight was delayed an hour, which didn't improve my mood much. I also had the bad luck to be stuck in line beside a very large, very quarrelsome, and very loud Italian family.

Anyway, we were finally herded out onto the tarmac and into a bus, which proceeded to move at a speed, slower than walking, towards the plane. Then we got off the bus. Then we queued up again. Then we boarded the plane, and by then I was wondering if perhaps Ryanair would have us do any more ridiculously inefficient things, such as arrange ourselves in alphabetical order. Anyway, I took my seat. Then the Italian family swarmed into the seats behind me, leaving me to sink down and try my best to ignore them.

The plane finally took off, and as we soared over the Alps, I stared down and thought deep thoughts about overpopulation and global warming. Villages spread out below in the valleys of the mountains, and intermittently a peak would be frosted with a thin layer of snow. I wondered if there were people in those villages who remembered when the entire range would be snow-capped even in summer. While I suppose that it's good to consider two of the greatest problems facing the world today, it always engenders a sense of anger at the older generation currently in power. They are the Boomers and post-Boomers, who went through the Sixties, were all about free love and biocentrism, were supposed to be socially conscious and change the world, when really the only things they've changed, as far as saving anything goes, are, to be blunt, jack. Instead they grew up and became their parents, and not a one of the ones in power can muster the political will to do anything about climate change, much less overpopulation. Instead they hem and haw and deny, or if they don't deny they push the problems onto us, their children. As long as they don't have to change their lifestyles, they don't care.

I realize, of course, that the screed I just wrote is probably exactly what the Sixties generation thought about their own parents. Which makes me wonder if the Millennials will grow up to become their parents and nothing will ever be done. But anyway, enough depression.

Dublin International Airport is very new and very nice, although the Immigrations and Customs officer acted suspicious of me and demanded to know every detail of my itinerary before stamping my passport. The ink the stamp used was, of course, green. I took a bus to my hostel and checked in. The hostel was in an area of Dublin called Trinity Bar, located on the River Liffey beside Trinity College. Trinity Bar was designed to cater to students, and full of thrift stores, tattoo parlors, collective kitchens and record stores. If any of you have been to Portland, Oregon's Pearl District, it was similar to that. I wandered round for a bit, found a small cafe and had a hummus and tomato sandwich, then returned to my hostel and tried to sleep.

'Tried' being the operative word there. After much tossing and turning, I got up again, walked around the city for a bit, then went into a pub for a Coke and to watch the first half of the Ireland/Slovakia footy match. The live music scene in Dublin is great; there are talented buskers all over the place, and almost every pub provides live music. Our guy was quite good, although a man requested that he sing U2's 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' to his girlfriend.

Somehow I think the man didn't quite get the point of the song. Also, if you spend any length of time in Dublin, you will be heartily sick of U2 by the time you leave.

After finishing my Coke, I went to a gelato shop near the pub and then to the hostel. My first day in Dublin ended on something of a low note; I was disappointed that the Irish, reputed to be so friendly, came off as either suspicious or uncaring. Even in the pub no one spared a second glance, even though I sat near the bar. It just made me realize how lonely a thing it is, to be in a city where no one knows your name nor cares to. Still, my opinion of Dublin did improve, although that doesn't happen until later days.

Pictures tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Day 43

On our last day in Rome, we got up and took the bus to a different metro station which was closer to Saint Peter's. The bus took its time getting there, and an even longer time getting to the metro, but at least we'd managed to find seats while we waited. We then took the metro to Saint Peter's and got off, whereupon Nick announced that he was hungry. Nick being a vegetarian, we had to look for a while to find a place that had suitable food, but eventually stumbled upon an organic sandwich shop called Fa Bio. The guys at the shop were friendly and spoke excellent English, so we were able to acquire some good information on the Musei Vaticani.

After eating, we left and walked towards the Vatican. Then we saw a line. This was the Mother of All Lines, the kind of line you only see in Hell or at government institutions. At least a thousand people were in the line; it went down one side of the Vatican, turned a corner, went down another side, then turned another corner and went down yet another side, ending up by Saint Peter's Square. We walked around Saint Peter's Square a bit, but saw how incredibly long the other line to get in the Basilica was and decided against getting in it. Instead, we turned around and joined the Mother of All Lines.

Three and a half hours later, we were some of the last people let in. This was great, but it also meant that we had only two and a half hours to see everything in a museum where it would take years to properly contemplate each object. Anyway, Erin and I raced through the Museum, staring at rooms crammed with old maps, globes, and tapestries, along with some incredible ancient Greek mosaics. It's impossible to understand the artistry and the brightness of the mosaics until you see one in its full glory in person. After shoving our way through the crowds (aided by our skinniness and elbows that should be registered as lethal weapons), we arrived in the Sistine Chapel.

It was glorious. If I could meet any painter, past or present, I would want to meet Michelangelo and thank him for creating something so magnificent. My favorite of the ceiling pieces wasn't actually The Creation, although that's what everyone thinks of when they think about the Sistine Chapel. My favorite was God Dividing the Light from Darkness, which is placed next to a painting of God creating plants and earth. The latter painting is, like the rest, a masterwork of creativity and skill, although in that one, all the creativity and skill seems to have been dedicated to lovingly rendering God's butt. I, having the sense of humor of a five-year-old, continued to snicker at that as Erin and I left the Chapel.

We got turned around and wound up near the entrance before we figured out where Raphael's School of Athens was located, and so had to turn around and sprint back through all the rooms we'd already been through in order to see it before the Museum closed. Unfortunately we didn't get to see the Pieta or Moses Descending the Mount, as those are located in Saint Peter's Basilica, but hopefully my throwing a coin in the Trevi Fountain will assure a future return to Rome where I can stare at them to my heart's content.

We left the Vatican and went out to dinner, where I had a wonderful four-cheese fettuccine and gelato for dessert. Then we returned for the last time to the hostel, where I repacked my backpack and went to sleep, primed for the next day's journey to Dublin.

Pictures:

Saint Peter's Square. The obelisk to the left is where, according to conspiracy theorists, either fragments of the cross on which Christ was crucified or the spear the soldier Longinus used to pierce Christ's side are hidden.

Another view of the square and the dome.

A Vatican courtyard, and no, I'm not sure why there's a giant metal ball in it.

The crazy awesome ancient Greek mosaics I mentioned.

An extremely long hallway where every inch of the ceiling was covered in paint.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Day 42

We got up the next morning, took our usual bus, and then took the metro to Termini Station, the central train station in Rome. I was planning to go to Pompeii for the day, but found when I got there that a one-way ticket to Pompeii was over fifty euros: not worth it. So instead we walked through a sketchy neighborhood towards the Coliseum, stopping on our way to acquire pastries for breakfast. I had a large sugar doughnut and then a smaller one filled with Nutella. Both were incredibly unhealthy and incredibly delicious.

Chase spotted a church he wanted to go in, so we did. This was something of an unfortunate decision, as we ended up being trapped by the end of the Mass, which was being celebrated by some big-name bishop. We knew he was a big-name bishop because he had a totally unnecessary entourage of four guys in red hats and ten guys in black robes all marching before him. Erin was especially trapped, because she’d gone in the gift shop, and they closed the doors on her so that the bishop could go back to the changing rooms to get out of his fancy regalia and awesome hat. Anyway, Erin finally freed herself from the gift shop’s tyranny and we wandered back to the Trevi Fountain, where we stopped again at the fruit stand and had a second breakfast.

Munching on our respective fruits, we meandered down to the River Tiber, passing the Vatican radio station and Castle Sant Angelo. The castle is named after the Archangel Michael, who supposedly appeared atop it while a plague was running rampant through the city and sheathed his sword, signifying the appeasement of God’s wrath. The name isn’t the only memorial; he also got a pretty blinging statue perched atop the place. After getting trapped in the labyrinth of old moats and channels around the castle and walking around the thing twice trying to get out, passing a lot of homeless people taking advantage of the free benches on the way, we freed ourselves and went to lunch.

The quality of lunch can be expressed in one fact: the pasta wasn’t cooked all the way. Which is utterly ridiculous when you’re in freaking Rome and you’re paying good euros for the privilege of eating their food and they can’t even be bothered to cook it right! So, disappointed, we descended the stairs to the pathways along the banks of the River Tiber and walked slowly towards the island downstream (although Chase had to be reminded that this was a relaxing walk, and the island wasn’t going to disappear if we didn’t get there in the next hour). There were many people fishing in the Tiber, which I have to admit I found a bit weird. With all the runoff from the city that goes into the river, I can’t imagine the fish in it are that healthy for you. Still, the river was green and cold and pretty, much better than it was in ancient Roman times, when many writers wrote feelingly of the stench that rose from the Tiber all day, every day. They also complained about their neighbors and landlords: proof that neighbors and landlords are a timeless irritation.

The island was something of a disappointment; the only things on it were a church that was closed for Mass, a police station, and a hotel. After sitting and watching the world and the river go by for a while, we roused ourselves and walked through Rome, passing the Circus Maximus (once the largest chariot course in the world, now a spot for the homeless to sleep) on our way to the Baths of Caracalla. The Baths were, in one word, humongous, even in their decayed state. At the time they were built, they contained an Olympic-size swimming pool, a library, a pool of cold water, and a pool of boiling water kept hot by the slaves stoking fires beneath the floors. Roman baths weren’t just a place to bathe; they were a place to exercise, to get a massage, to hang out with your friends, or to conclude business deals. They were, in a sense, the social centers of their communities.

After walking around (on Roman tiles, oh my god so cool), we sat out in the gardens and chilled for a while, talking, then decided that after the disastrous meals of the past two days that we wanted guaranteed good food. So we went back to Bibo, the place we ate on our first night, and it was again delicious and not overly expensive. If any of you go to Rome, I recommend Bibo. After dinner, we went back to the Trevi Fountain, purchasing huge cones of gelato on the way (I went with my standard: chocolate chip, chocolate, and mint chocolate chip) to dine on while we sat by the fountain. Sitting there, I had one of my moments when there was no place in the world I would have rather been at that moment. Those are rare moments for me, but they make travel, and I suppose life in general, worth it.

Finishing our desserts, we tossed coins into the fountain over our shoulders, thus ensuring our eventual return to Rome, and returned to the hostel. All in all, a relaxing and wonderful day.


Well, it's not quite guerrilla radio, but close enough.

The Castle Sant Angelo. Check out Michael being hardcore up there.

A bridge over the River Tiber. There weren't any authentic Roman bridges left, which was sad, but the bridges they have now are still of a decent age.

The ruins of the Baths of Caracalla.

The Trevi Fountain at night. You have no idea how hard it was to get this picture with Asian tour groups and American tourists and Roma selling stuff all fighting for space around the fountain.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Day 41

On Day 2 of our Roman expedition, we got up and took the bus to Cordelia, then to the Barberini metro station in search of a coffee shop Chase had looked up that was supposed to be an amazing place. The coffee shop was apparently mythical, as wandering around the area turned up no evidence of the place, but on the bright side we were right by the Spanish Steps, which is the most famous meeting area in Rome. On a Saturday morning it was brimming with people, some sleeping in the sunlight, others chatting, and again the omnipresent buskers and Roma.


As it was morning, I was hungry.


If those of you that know me have just pushed your chairs back from your computer screens, it’s okay, I understand.


We ascended one of Rome’s seven hills, passing the Villa di Medici (unfortunately closed), and happened upon a beautiful sprawling park called di Borghese. We stopped and had a very expensive breakfast at a café in the park, thus alleviating any possible nuclear explosions of temper from me, and then headed for a gallery Chase had heard of called the Galleria Borghese, housed in an opulent villa belonging to a Roman family that rivaled the Medicis in wealth. On the way we passed yet another equestrian statue of Vittorio Emanuele (the man must have had an ego to rival Napoleon’s) and a group of transcendentally happy, transcendentally stupid-looking tourists whizzing about on Segways. The man at the desk of the Gallery informed us that they had no tickets available and to check back in an hour and a half, so we left and meandered in a different direction. The di Borghese park turned out to be something of an unfenced dog park for Roman pet owners, so I spent the next half an hour in a state of riotous happiness, petting Great Danes and watching terriers chase each other around stagnant marble fountains. On our wanderings, we happened upon Rome’s zoo. We stopped and had lunch at the zoo café, where I ate a toasted marina and mozzarella sandwich that was absolutely delicious.


The centerpiece exhibit for enticing visitors into the zoo was a pair of armadillos. I stood in silence, staring at the armadillos as they slept in their dens, and wondered why Italians thought creatures most often seen as roadkill were so interesting. Then I remembered that this was the country that had plopped the Monument to Vittorio Emanuele down in its city center and was no longer confused.


Returning to the Galleria Borghese, we managed to acquire tickets and went in. Unfortunately no photography was allowed, which was a shame considering that the pictures of the sculptures for sale in the gift shop looked like they’d paid some tourist with a disposable camera to take them. But the sculptures: oh my god, so beautiful. The centerpieces were all done by Gian Lorenzo Bernini in marble, and I now agree totally with Erin’s assertion that he is the best sculptor of all time. They included David, the Rape of Proserpina, and my favorite, Aeneas, Anchises, and Ascanius, which depicts the mythical founder of Rome, Aeneas, carrying his aged father Anchises out of burning Troy.


The sculptures were incredible in their realism. On the Rape of Proserpina, Proserpina’s stone flesh dimpled beneath Pluto’s fingers, and carved marble tears dripped down her face, and on Aeneas, Anchises, and Ascanius, Bernini sculpted every vertebrae jutting out of the elderly man’s back, in comparison to the robust musculature of his son. I could have stayed for hours gazing at the sculptures, expecting them to come to life at any moment; it seemed impossible that something that looked so alive could be made out of stone. But our time in Rome was limited, and so we tore ourselves away and made the long trek to the Coliseum, or to use its correct name, the Flavian Amphitheatre.


Chase and Nick decided to take pictures with a group of men standing near the Coliseum, dressed in Roman legionaries’ garb- even though Chase knew full well, and had mentioned often, that most of the guys who dressed up like that for pictures were ex-convicts- and somehow thought that they’d get the pictures for free.


Nothing in life is free, but especially not in Rome.


We found ourselves accosted by a third man, who none of us had seen, whereupon Chase fled and left Nick, Erin, and I to be harassed for several minutes by the ex-convict demanding money for the pictures. I stared at my feet and pretended to be deaf; Erin said that she’d just taken the pictures and wasn’t involved; Nick refused to make eye contact and made non-committal noises; and finally Chase returned and faked deleting the pictures from the camera, which didn’t satisfy the guy, but gave us enough leeway to make our escape into the Coliseum.


I’d been afraid the Coliseum would be underwhelming, that the hundreds of times I’d seen it in films, pictures, and television shows would dampen its significance. Not so. When you walk into that massive arena through arches that still bear ancient Roman numbers, and stare down at the labyrinth of mazes below where the floor would’ve been, and think about who else stood where you’re standing, and the time and energy that went into constructing this massive building totally by hand-


That’s the reason I study history.


After the Coliseum, we went to the Basilica of Saint Clemens, which is a church that has a ninth century church buried beneath it, and a Roman villa and Mithraic temple buried beneath the ninth century church. Chase and I were the only ones who toured them, but what an experience: getting to walk on the same tiled floors as Romans once did, stick my hand in the spring that gushed in what was once their kitchen, stare at ninth-century paintings, still bright, and marvel at the skill of the artists. Mithras, by the way, was a solar deity imported into Rome, associated with war, who had a popular cult among Roman soldiers. Most of his rites involved some sort of communal feast.


After Saint Clemens, we had a cheap and incredibly underwhelming dinner at a café near the Coliseum, then took the metro back to Cornelia station, walked through the dark and sketch suburb towards the bus depot, and returned to our hostel, already contemplating the next day.


Pictures:

A fountain in the di Borghese park.

Me inside a massive hollow tree in the park.

One of the numbered entrances to the Coliseum.

The stairway to heaven exists in the Coliseum, but it's unfortunately been gated off.

If you can't tell what this is, I question your cultural knowledge. Question it deeply.